The NEA released a study about declining attendance in American theatres.
I've caught wind of some reaction from within the theatre community suggesting that perhaps the producers and artists have drifted away from the audiences - not the other way around. In conjunction with these trends and ideas has been the rise of the idea of the "consumer" of arts, rather than a patron or audience member.
I dunno - maybe we should just quit doing theatre. I'm sure most of the decline in our audiences is due to the irrelevant matter we've been stuffing down our audiences' maw with nary a soda to wash down the dry, indigestible stuff.
But I'm an optimist - always with a keen eye for the way forward. How about this: we could take after the niche-marketing crowd and narrow-cast - have a play created for every individual that comes to our theatre.
Let's call our patron Mr. Art C. Onsumer. The play can be about the more interesting and palatable parts of Mr. Onsumer's life and fantasies, feature products and lifestyles that he endorses (information about which we will solicit via an e-mail survey before he sees the performance), and end the way that is that best affirms for Mr. Onsumer's weltanschauung.
In the narrow-casting theatre of Tomorrow, the most in-demand theatre companies will come to your home and do the performance in your living room; the most loved directors will allow the viewer to pause the action when the phone rings or nature calls. Like reality TV, we can probably do away with writers altogether, and have Mr. Onsumer and his family yell imperatives at the performers, who will comply with grace and wit. Of course, we'll have to make sure that Mr. Onsumer and his children can co-create the experience by joining the performers when the spirit moves them.
Maybe the NEA can just give out free boxes of Cranium or Pictionary to every family. Because a great nation deserves great board games.
I've caught wind of some reaction from within the theatre community suggesting that perhaps the producers and artists have drifted away from the audiences - not the other way around. In conjunction with these trends and ideas has been the rise of the idea of the "consumer" of arts, rather than a patron or audience member.
I dunno - maybe we should just quit doing theatre. I'm sure most of the decline in our audiences is due to the irrelevant matter we've been stuffing down our audiences' maw with nary a soda to wash down the dry, indigestible stuff.
But I'm an optimist - always with a keen eye for the way forward. How about this: we could take after the niche-marketing crowd and narrow-cast - have a play created for every individual that comes to our theatre.
Let's call our patron Mr. Art C. Onsumer. The play can be about the more interesting and palatable parts of Mr. Onsumer's life and fantasies, feature products and lifestyles that he endorses (information about which we will solicit via an e-mail survey before he sees the performance), and end the way that is that best affirms for Mr. Onsumer's weltanschauung.
In the narrow-casting theatre of Tomorrow, the most in-demand theatre companies will come to your home and do the performance in your living room; the most loved directors will allow the viewer to pause the action when the phone rings or nature calls. Like reality TV, we can probably do away with writers altogether, and have Mr. Onsumer and his family yell imperatives at the performers, who will comply with grace and wit. Of course, we'll have to make sure that Mr. Onsumer and his children can co-create the experience by joining the performers when the spirit moves them.
Maybe the NEA can just give out free boxes of Cranium or Pictionary to every family. Because a great nation deserves great board games.